warpednormal's Diaryland Diary

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dear universe,
what the shit?

i hate telling stories. but this might be a story worth telling. i'm sorry if your brain explodes once you finish.

the boy who bought me flowers from the homeless man, well, he stopped texting after i ditched him on the day we were supposed to hang out. so, being reasonable and strong, i figured he was no longer interested. so i too tried to lose interest. however, i added him on facebook, and being the mentally insane stalker I am looked through all his 93 photos. and i noticed, one thing, and one thing alone. shit, his best friend is freakin HOT! i would do him. yup.
so, anyway, last night kajra and i went to the roxy for the umpteenth time, and being the drunk loser i am, i texted bryan, all like "oooh i'm going to the roxy tonight, reminded me of you!lolol"
well not that exactly, but pretty much along the same levels of lame. ANYWAY. so we are at the bar. this is in celebration of my final exam by the way. and its dead. nobody's there, like 8 people on the dance floor. however, once the night started really going, more people started flowing in and i flirted with this dude from switzerland who was very much into me. but, i was only with him because there's was no one else. once he left for the bathroom i pretty much ran to the dance floor. and lo and behold. guess. who. i. see.

a man who looks remarkably similar to bryan's best friend. and what made it even more obvious was his big fat other friend. unmistakeably him. i couldn't believe my eyes. so yeah, of course i did my thing. danced my way towards him, and well...we danced and danced and flirted and kissed and he bought me drinks. we spent the rest of the night together joking like crazy. i couldn't believe how connected we were in one night. (yeah, yeah..it was the drinks and the adrenaline and the loud music alex! not love! sheesh!) his fat friend was all, "where did you find this princess?"

funny thing is. the best friend also bought me flowers from a homeless woman. then he walked me home and took my number.

now, trust me, i do realize the extent of this shitty situation. but in all fairness, bryan stopped texting me, and he really will have no idea that i had any idea they were friends.

it will just be one big awkward coincidence.

hahaha. life is grand i tell you.

life. is. grand.

11:27 a.m. - 2010-04-15

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