warpednormal's Diaryland Diary

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my mom found my dildo under my bed. well, she didn't say she did but i know she did. because she was like..if you have anything you need to hide, you should put it IN YOUR CLOSET.

for freakin's sake.

obviously, there is no way i am going to bring this up. i've never even used the thing before. it was a joke.

but i can't bring that up either.

shit.

my lab exam's tomorrow.
consider me dead.

8:18 p.m. - 2009-10-06

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