warpednormal's Diaryland
Diary
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Sometimes I read the obituariaries just because I think it would be nice to be remembered by someone i've never met.
ALSO. am I the only single lady on this planet?
ALSO. there is a crick on my neck that is making me suicidal.
ALSO. Since when did whiney voices become an indicator of a good singing voice
MILEY CYRUS I AM LOOKING AT YOU
I saw a glimpse of her on american idol and i wanted to end my life right there. wearing a sequined dress does not make you a diva. beyonce is diva. not you.
FINA FREAKIN LLY.
I was watching "Top 10 sluts on Maury" on Youtube, and it was quite literally the funniest thing. ever.
One girl said, "I want to be a nurse, but if that don't work out. IMMA BE A STRIPPER" CUE ghetto booty voice and intimidating rap music
BAHAHAHAHA. And the first thing I thought was...
Those are MY EXACT plans. no fuckin joke.
P.S= i know its weird, but I always just randomly pick a recent public entry and if it says something that touches me, creates a little ding or flash in my heart, i just can't help but add ya as a favorite. that's all.
I'm still screwed for everything.
11:16 a.m. - 2009-04-15
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